An American alligator stares into the camera at the Arthur R. Marshall Loxahatchee National Wildlife Refuge in Palm Beach County, Florida
Picture: Reuters (via Animal photos of the week - Telegraph)
Tom Hardy // by Greg Williams
If his dog was in these pics too, I would spontaneously combust.
Happy Friday, everyone. Pls watch “How to Make A Deal with a Hedgehog.”
ICYMI, everyone needs to know this….
Poison people need love too.
Watch this show.
I love these poison people.Definitely watch this. Or maybe you’re the actual worst?
Just jamming to this for the rest of the day.
Apparently, this is the real jam of summer 2014. Took you long enough INTERNET.
So then she comes inside, drags out the remains of the stuffed dog she brought home 2 weeks ago from her under-the- bed stash and introduces her 2 victims for some sick reason. #sicko #pitbullsofinstagram #beastatrix
Great morning for some a.m. hoops. Doesn’t look like we’ll be able to do it again soon (with that ball anyway) :( #citydogsofsummer #pitbullsofinstagram #Philly
LOOK, JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND. COME OR DON’T, BUT THE PORTAL ONLY STAYS OPEN FOR LIKE … FIVE MINUTES AT A TIME.
AND HEY, I’M SORRY IF THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA MISLED YOU INTO THINKING FAERIES WERE DIMINUTIVE, BLUSHING TEENAGE GIRLS WITH WINGS, BUT THEY GET ALL SORTS OF SHIT WRONG. W.M.D.S IN IRAQ? DON’T THINK SO. M.S.G. CAUSES “CHINESE RESTAURANT SYNDROME”? SORRY, SCIENCE SAYS NO.
AND NOW HERE WE ARE, JUST YOU AND A LIVING, BREATHING EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE OFFERING YOU THE CHANCE TO LEAVE THIS MUNDANE PLANE OF EXISTENCE AND EMBRACE THE UNKNOWN, AND YOU’RE HESITATING BECAUSE I DON’T FIT YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF “BEAUTY” AS DEFINED BY GLOSSY MAGAZINE ADVERTS OR TRUE BLOOD OR WHATEVER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. I’M OUT OF HERE.