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A couple discovered a huge python hitching a ride in their car. The slithery squatter sneaked underneath the bonnet of Marlene Swart and Leon Swanepoel’s car while they were on holiday at the Kruger National Park in South Africa. They were on the look-out for lions when the five-metre python shot out of the grass and disappeared under their car. When the snake failed to reappear Marlene and Leon were forced to endure a three-mile journey knowing the python was somewhere inside their vehicle before arriving at the nearest lookout point.

Picture: CATERS NEWS (via Pictures of the day: 7 September 2012 - Telegraph)

Uh, want me to take a look under the hood? Errrr. Oh my god. What would you do? How the what? Over 15 fat feet of this a-hole. Only a rudeass dick of a snake would not find Africa hot enough and have to get on some tourist’s engine. People, stop dressing like tourists! The snakes will get you every time.

allcreatures:

A couple discovered a huge python hitching a ride in their car. The slithery squatter sneaked underneath the bonnet of Marlene Swart and Leon Swanepoel’s car while they were on holiday at the Kruger National Park in South Africa. They were on the look-out for lions when the five-metre python shot out of the grass and disappeared under their car. When the snake failed to reappear Marlene and Leon were forced to endure a three-mile journey knowing the python was somewhere inside their vehicle before arriving at the nearest lookout point.

Picture: CATERS NEWS (via Pictures of the day: 7 September 2012 - Telegraph)

Uh, want me to take a look under the hood? Errrr. Oh my god. What would you do? How the what? Over 15 fat feet of this a-hole. Only a rudeass dick of a snake would not find Africa hot enough and have to get on some tourist’s engine. People, stop dressing like tourists! The snakes will get you every time.

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    NOPE
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    Wow, that snake looks comfortable. But that is NOT something I’d want to see when opening the hood of my car!
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    OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IT’S JUST TRYING TO KEEP WARM CAN THIS JUST OH SO ADORABLE
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    !!!!!!
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    das terrifying.
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    Fuck that shit I would’ve set my car on fire
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