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wgladstone:

Notes from the Internet Apocalypse drops in one week! You can buy it now.

It could happen. Be prepared for the poking (etc.). Check it out if you want to be cool and maybe laugh/cry.

wgladstone:

Notes from the Internet Apocalypse drops in one week! You can buy it now.

It could happen. Be prepared for the poking (etc.). Check it out if you want to be cool and maybe laugh/cry.

cracked:

Throughout your day, you’re going to come across women getting screwed over in varying degrees. On one end of the spectrum, there’s the passive-aggressive way that announcers insist on calling female olympic athletes “girls,” even though “Atomic Wonder Women” still feels like it falls short. And on the other end, there’s the spit-spattering rage directed at a Duke University freshman who’s paying her tuition by starring in porn — even though the only other way you can raise $60,000 in a year without missing class involves an island fortress and a crystal space laser (seriously, we ran the numbers).
But it turns out that this weird hatred isn’t just another bad idea we cling to for no reason. No, as this Cracked Classic shows, it’s a problem that’s built into the very fabric of our consciousness, like a “Three Laws of Robotics” of dumbfuckery. 
5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women

cracked:

Throughout your day, you’re going to come across women getting screwed over in varying degrees. On one end of the spectrum, there’s the passive-aggressive way that announcers insist on calling female olympic athletes “girls,” even though “Atomic Wonder Women” still feels like it falls short. And on the other end, there’s the spit-spattering rage directed at a Duke University freshman who’s paying her tuition by starring in porn — even though the only other way you can raise $60,000 in a year without missing class involves an island fortress and a crystal space laser (seriously, we ran the numbers).

But it turns out that this weird hatred isn’t just another bad idea we cling to for no reason. No, as this Cracked Classic shows, it’s a problem that’s built into the very fabric of our consciousness, like a “Three Laws of Robotics” of dumbfuckery. 

5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women

cracked:

23 Movies That Put Insane Detail Into Stuff You Missed

Craziness.

Everyone knows raccoons are dicks. But baboons are the WORST at everything. Of course they are criminals.

This shit is crazy. So are my mad procrastination skills.

cracked:

Jean-Claude Van Damme, please make a selection in Bounce v. Snuggle so we can finally do our laundry.

cracked:

Jean-Claude Van Damme, please make a selection in Bounce v. Snuggle so we can finally do our laundry.

cracked:

Sophisticated Cat made some poor decisions.

I feel you S.C., I really feel you.

cracked:

Sophisticated Cat made some poor decisions.

I feel you S.C., I really feel you.

Organic shampoo. Picked straight from the shampoo bushes of the local shampoo farms.
cracked:

Whatever scared this thing should probably go to jail for like at least a couple hours.

cracked:

Whatever scared this thing should probably go to jail for like at least a couple hours.