Jean-Claude Van Damme, please make a selection in Bounce v. Snuggle so we can finally do our laundry.
Organic shampoo. Picked straight from the shampoo bushes of the local shampoo farms.
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Flan in your veins.
Whoa. This is nuts. It hurts just looking at it. Is this real? (I will investigate and get back to you so that I don’t actually get work done yet)
I work for a very popular comedy website. Ben Joseph wrote forThe Simpsons.Nick Kocher works with Joss Whedon and made all of those BriTANicK sketches that you love.
I have never laughed at anything any of us have done as hard as I laughed when I got them to play my new game, “Let’s Talk About Sherlock Except I Can’t Remember the Aggressively British Name of the the Lead.”
Bollywood Cummerbund? Still can’t remember
OMG. I am just a blank all day, but I am all about this when i am not brain dead from writing books about healthcare practitioners in Australia. Or when I start drinking. Shut up. You would too if you did this all day. And I still have 4 books left….Also, it’s Friday night. Just shut up.
Best Worst Death Scene, from Turkish movie Kareteci Kız (1973)
Oh.My.God. This is amazing. Also = best worst mustache!
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Clearly A Time-Traveling Lady Vampire From The 1960s Named Judy Zipper
No doy.
Who doesn’t love a classic no doy? Especially about Lady Vampires…
Those legs aren’t Photoshopped, nor are they stilts. The maned wolf just has really long, really skinny legs. We’re not sure what the evolutionary advantage of being a living Disney cartoon might be. But we can’t see that picture without imagining the corresponding male wolf smoking cigarettes in a derby cap and reminiscing about getting burned by the tramp with the legs that just wouldn’t quit.
DAMES! Can’t live with ‘em….Can’t reach their hip bones.
Honestly that is kind of what I looked like during puberty. And whenever I try to wear shorts. Dammit Cracked! Another painful flashback!
