Your naturally intuitive nature is enhanced by today’s astral energy, helping you to in to the unspoken wants and needs of your entourage. They are astonished as you verbalize their thoughts before they even say a word. Clearly, you are not an ordinary woman! This psychic ability of yours is so strong that it works on everyone. It could be an interesting day, wouldn’t you say?
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I bet this is about me reading my dogs’ minds. Because otherwise I am feeling pretty brain and body dead so far….I do agree with not an ordinary woman part, obvs. I do not feel this to be an interesting day without some sort of outside influence.
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You will benefit quite a bit from the unexpected communication that is coming your way, KAT. There is no way you can prepare for what others are going to say to you, so don’t even try. You may feel as if you are entering a debate and you have your arguments all planned out. At the same time you are anticipating what the opposition is going to say so that you can be ready for a rebuttal. Despite this, you will still be thrown off guard.
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Holy crap this makes me want to hibernate more than usual. I am going to avoid communication except for texts, twitter, tumblr, email and facebook. Like almost total isolation. I do not want to be thrown off guard! It doesn’t sound like I am going to benefit except maybe from the panic burning some extra calories? Scary stars, scary.
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Prepare to feel some grief today, KAT, as you mourn the loss of a close friend. No, this person has not died, but he or she has moved away or moved on in some way. Perhaps this was a colleague with whom you’d shared a desk for years and has now taken a job elsewhere. Or perhaps someone moved to the other side of the world. You know he or she will always be your friend, but daily chats over coffee are now out of the question. The loss is incalculable.
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Jesus Christ horoscope! Way to go for the drama. Either way, screw you. Maybe YOU are the one I am nixing. The loss is incalculable? Maybe sometimes keep stuff like this to your own stupid self. Really. It’s my birthday month for fuck’s sake.
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This is a good day to stay close to home, KAT. Short-distance travel could result in delays due to traffic jams or construction, or both; long journeys might bring delays in taking off, horrendous lines at the ticket counter, or misplaced luggage. There’s also a chance that when you arrive at your destination, no one will be there to meet you! Wait a few days before going anywhere. If you must run errands nearby, walk!
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Now, probably the stars just saw the forecast, but it kind of really freaks me out/is a relief that it tells me TWICE not to go out. So, my friends in the heavens are encouraging my basic urge to not go outside on a daily basis. Today, I also have snow/freezing rain, DOUBLE reinforcement. Please send someone to walk the dogs. Thanks!! I will be here, waiting DAYS before I go outside again.
Did I tell you the story about trying to take a picture of the full moon? No? it sucks. I did think it was cool that I was seeing it (Sun at 6:30 am) less than one hour after it happened (5:38). And then I was all, it’s freezing, I’ll wait til the dogs are off the leashes in the park before I try and get a picture. It was so amazing, so close to the ground and so big. Got to the park, stood on everything on both sides and the stupid blow up dome on Penn’s fields blocked me at every angle. Overprivileged Penn fuckers ruin everything! Kidding, but that blow up field is super annoying to look at. By the time I left is was light out. Balls. Only 4 weeks til my next chance….STAYING INSIDE. PEACE. xoxo k
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Have you been trying to get some creative work published? If so, KAT, you might make some inroads into attaining that goal now, possibly submitting to a commercial publisher, a private newsletter, or a Web site. The only problem might be that you need to focus on only one or two possibilities. If you try too many, you could be scattering your energies and wasting your time. Try a couple now, then work on the rest another day.
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Hahahaha. Oh Stars, you really get me. I bet they just rotate this one around to everyone ever on the internet. Would probably be a safe bet for anyone with a Tumblr, right?
The funny part is, I was thinking at 9 o’clock about how much I already did today. I was at the dog park by 6:35 and out for an hour total, came home, cleaned and medicated paws, cleaned the bathroom, vacuumed and did the boxes, made a week’s worth of oatmeal for the mutts, did a 30 minute kickboxing workout, made everyone breakfast, part of lunch and showered and cut my hair.
But with how the last couple days have been, it might be that working like this, always at breakneck speed, is kind of happening. There are a couple things coming together at once that could be really, I don’t know, just awesome, I guess. Any one of them reaching fruition would kick ass, but if it all happens like it is, I will finally feel like the constant go and being always on will be worth it. I got way ahead of myself thinking about it, and I won’t go that far here. But today, i will take this horoscope and get back to work.
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A comment or joke that you might find funny is apt to make someone very uncomfortable today, KAT. Hold your tongue when you find that you are on the verge of shooting off some sort of potentially offensive remark. People are feeling extra sensitive, and they will most certainly not appreciate blatant rudeness, even if your intention is just to add some humor to the situation. Say something nice, or don’t say anything at all.
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Think I should just stay inside today. Probably the only way to avoid some sort of discomfort/blatant rudeness. Especially with all the jackasses oversalting their shit and hurting everyone’s paws.I was outside at some time around midnight in a pajama/boots/jacket hybrid to stop the dude shoveling from putting salt on the whole little stretch outside my house. I am not sure I was even awake. And I am totally not sure that when he went and got other salt from the truck that it was not the same stuff to shut me up. I did offer to buy the dog friendly salt or make up the difference between it and the reg. Again. Not sure if I even meant it.
And even this comment has to stop now. I was going to say why and who I shouldn’t talk to, but that kind of defeats the purpose. Why so sensitive, girl? I have to say nothing at all….
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Your legendary impatience is playing tricks on you. You are in too much of a hurry. You may have changed things on the outside but you haven’t changed who you really are. Resist your temptation to sweep everything away to start all over again. If you did, in a few months you would just be back where you started. Think about a better approach.
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All too true. I am open to suggestions. Or donations. At least something about me is legendary.
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Are you determined to win the affections of a certain special person? Have you been devoting a great deal of energy to that goal lately? Are you interested in re-energizing your marriage? The day ahead is an extremely auspicious one for love, dear KAT. Now is the time to bat your eyelashes, write your love letters, use your wiles, and make the leap down lover’s lane!
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Heeeellllooooo SUNDAY. How you doin? ;)
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You may be taking a backseat approach when it comes to love and romance, KAT. This is not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, you may find that this kind of attitude works very much to your advantage. By going with the flow and waiting others to make the first move, you have the opportunity to spend more time on yourself instead of sending your energy outwards toward others.
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This is pretty right. Backseat approach. All in. Thank you, stars, for your approval. Looks like I’ll be spending time on myself while I am trapped inside for the next 36 hours. Talking Trixie’s ear off (not yet, but destined to happen….).
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Today, KAT, you can expect to fall in love at first sight. Perhaps this is someone you’ve never met before, or perhaps this is an old friend whom you suddenly see in a new light. Still another possibility is learning something wonderful about a current partner that you never saw before. However it manifests, today bodes very well for romance. Make sure you look your best all day - and if possible, go out with a partner tonight!
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Uhhhhhh. Yep. I have my doubts on the veracity of this one. Staying off my ankle and working on my computer rarely lend themselves to love at first sight. And I’m certainly not going to be seeing one of the many dicks I already know around here in a new light. I actually am noticeably disliking more bros in the hood by the day. Oh yeah, and if this is me looking my best I am SCREWED. Love at first sight is bullshit. Like asinine hand-holding jackasses. Yikes I sound bitter. I am actually in an awesome mood, thinking my once every 2 months bagel has made me kind of giddy almost. (Giddy as I can get, that is VERY relative) Serotonin! Yeah!
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